Bodie has amazing pecs
I bet he’ll let you touch them as long as you don’t come off as a perverted creep. You can be like “awesome pecs Bodie! Do you work out? Can I touch them?”
And he’ll be like :D “Yeah! I love working out, feel them!”
You don’t even need to ask Angel, he is already ready.
With Oblio you can be like “hey, can I touch your wais-“
"My body belongs to me"
Oblio would not let you touch him, I bet he is a virgin by choice.
MacCoy is a virgin too, but not by choice.
And the Glitterati too because they are bound to get jealous every time someone makes a move on them. Jaryn will never have a boyfriend because Kerith is gonna cockblock as much as he can and vice versa.
"Why is Kerith staring at the blue-haired doucheb-"
"Oh…he is kind of hot maybe we could recruit him…"
At that moment Jaryn had a great idea: “GlitteratiO”
Speaking of Oblio being a virgin by choice, isn’t it ironic that Oblio has a lot of sexual moves, has the most sexually explicit song, and wears sexually suggestive clothing? the song Satisfaction just gets right down to the point:
Push me and then just touch me, till I can get my satisfaction, satisfaction, satisfaction…
Did Oblio just woke up one day, went to his walk-in closet (because I bet he is a rich boy), picked out some fishnet, thought it would be great for meditation and then he went up to his buddies and asked “how do I look?”
And backup dancer # 1 said
"I don’t know bro, it looks a little too tight"
And backup dancer # 2 said
"I like it <3"
and he took a picture.
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